The latest artist to enter the Eurovision Song Contest 2025 race has been confirmed, with Australia opting to send a song that’s essentially a euphemism for ejaculation.
Eurovision 2025 entry ‘Milkshake Man’ is sweet, creamy, and undeniably spunky. (Jason Henley)
Viral TikTok star Go-Jo, real name Marty Zambotto, will bring his song “Milkshake Man” to Basel, Switzerland, for Eurovision 2025 this May.
The trancey pop banger is an undeniable earworm, with all the potential to make as much noise online as his 2023 hit, “Mr. Hollywood”.
In the song’s wild lyrics, Go-Jo declares himself the “Milkshake Man” and offers this barely disguised double entendre: “I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man.”
“Come and take a sip from my special cup. I heard that you could use a little pick-me-up,” goes the song’s opening line. “What can get you high when you’re oh-so sad? It’s the milk from the milkshake man.”
Then, the chorus: “You can call me the milkshake man. I wanna shake and make the whole world dance. They drink my milk all across the land; I can tell you want a taste of the milkshake man.”
It’s fair to say the song is full of spunk.
